Omg.. i could just die right now?!! [ farted in CHURCH?!!!! ] ... got any embarrassing stories to cheer me up?

okay so everyone was in church.. praying in a moment of silence, and I had some really bad gas.. and I tried to hold it in, and then it just came out!! and it was SOOOO friggin loud!!! It wasnt just the typically quick loud one, no, it was a long one that started quiet, like a whistle almost, but just kept getting louder and louder... and it lasted for like a minute too! (which felt like eternity for me). Finally it ended it a loud, big finish, that unfortunatly, was a little wet.Then after that i did about 3 more little farts.. [ short but loud ] i couldnt hold it in!! I put my head down.. I was sooo embarassed! I didnt even look up once to see if anyone was looking. I am so embrassed! :( And the room was echoey too so i know it was even LOUDER!! ): Please help... Cheer meh up!